Things my cat googles
- delivery cat treats
- best way to murder owner’s punk boyfriend
- delivery cat food
- morse code meows
- vet office arson
- “chasing string” addiction
- where to hide a body
- why do the best sun spots keep moving?
- how do i block other cat websites on computer?
- “no thumbs” can opener
- “no thumbs” door opener
- best places to leave hairballs
- befriending bugs
- eating bugs
- wholesale cat toys
- anti pet clothes legislation
